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Coffee Demotivational Poster

CAFFEINE - There's nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning

TAGS: caffeine addict coffee
Rating: 4.76/5

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CloudchaserS - January 15, 2013, 5:22 am
I do have to dissolve them in water sweetened with honey, otherwise they have a bitter peppermint like taste.
Silverheart - January 14, 2013, 7:16 pm

Caffeine pills don't taste that good. Maybe if they made coffee flavored chewables... I'd OD.
PapaFox - January 14, 2013, 6:43 am
Coffee - my favorite food group. :)
CloudchaserS - January 14, 2013, 12:06 am
I don't even do coffee. I just take caffeine pills
Silverheart - January 13, 2013, 10:52 pm

But it's usually the tenth cup that make the shakes go away... Great poster, 5 highly caffeinated Lions


TAGS: coffee cup
Rating: 4.52/5

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spacedog - February 13, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice one Haar.



TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.84/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:33 pm

I don't even have to say this anymore. Not. Ever. 5L

EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...


COFFEE - Nurse, 25 units of caffeine! Stat! This man's life is at stake!!

TAGS: coffee caffeine drip medical emergency
Rating: 3.38/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:19 pm
Hurry, man! Thi5 fella has to pull an all nighter for his finals tomorrow! Lol!
Derek - May 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
YES! But does it have to be StarF**ks?

STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !

FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.

INSTANT HUMAN - Just add coffee.


TAGS: coffee
Rating: 4.56/5

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tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:02 pm
That's not terror... that dirty little eight-legged s**t is drinking MY COFFEE! SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT YOU LITTLE B@**@rd! ...and next time, no cream, please.
falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 1:58 pm
Perhaps "Start your Day with a cup of piss-in-your-pants terror!"?
vilnius - July 14, 2012, 10:20 am
great ph**o, but caption could have been better
makingplans4nigel - July 13, 2012, 9:31 pm
if i saw that in my cup it would be flying 100mph towards a wall followed by a grown man shirking cry

INTRAVENOUS COFFEE - Some people like to wake and bake, I prefer to wake and brew ...


TAGS: coffee intravenous energy
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bob D. Sailor - January 28, 2010, 8:09 pm
Does this come in a Monster setup?
rerun - January 28, 2010, 7:11 pm

I could take coffee like this all day

STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.

MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage

TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5

coffee -


STARFOX COFFEE - Because even those sick perverted furries need coffee.

3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.

The answer is simple -

TAGS: coffee tea
Rating: 4.92/5

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mizzdizz - November 11, 2016, 12:08 pm
Thanks, Cynic! Anything I put on this site is meant to be shared, inspire, used, or redone. Please DO!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2016, 10:39 am
I like this. I'm going to use it soon. ^

SAFETY FIRST - Avoid harmful UV rays

TAGS: nice place for a coffee
Rating: 4.49/5

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Silverheart - July 24, 2017, 8:39 am

The heaviest sun protection they could find!
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:36 pm
thank you
reasonhunter - April 30, 2010, 6:33 pm
Your posters are always my favorite XD
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:14 pm
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
Nice. If the hydraulics leak, they'll be the first to know. 5Ls.
Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:37 pm
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:02 pm
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
SP5 for saftey. wonder if guy standing is saftey inspector.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
Thanks Grey
GreyScorpion - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
excellent!! 5L

GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...

TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A h** one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm
3. to a**ign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm
Or too black and bitter...


TAGS: coffee drinker humor
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 7:53 pm

Thank you, oh mighty mod of the grey persuasion.
rerun - July 11, 2013, 7:27 pm

Great poster.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 2:36 pm

I'm like a rudderless tanker in deep swell until I get at least a whiff of the stuff.
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:06 pm
**wakes ME up**…I seem to need some now
GaryO - July 11, 2013, 2:05 pm
I take mine serious too, but don’t care the color, or richness. I've found that if it’s h**, it pretty much wakes up right away……when thrown in my face.
lgvernon - July 11, 2013, 12:53 pm

I'm partial to light roast coffees. Ethiopian Yergicheffe is my favorite~~and I take it very, very seriously. (BG) People think the darker a coffee is roasted, the more caffeine it contains. The exact opposite is true. Black and bitter doesn't equal good!
falloutghoul - July 11, 2013, 12:30 pm
If you say a "rich, dark roast," you're most likely lying.

Time After Time -

TAGS: france surrender coffee usa creamer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greybeard - August 3, 2014, 10:54 pm
LMAO. Thank you for the very nice comments :)
lgvernon - August 3, 2014, 3:18 pm

Absolutely EPIC!
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 10:47 am
OH…MAN….a definite uptick in yer profound arsenal, GB. This one slays me. (aaand I just spit on myself)

COFFEE - Makes the universe better

TAGS: coffee makes universe better
Rating: 4.45/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 24, 2012, 11:53 pm
Amen as well!
PapaFox - December 24, 2012, 4:08 pm
Amen! :)


TAGS: lizvicious aol ***y goth coffee
Rating: 3.67/5

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Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:56 pm
I think this is the first time i've seen her with clothes on

IMPATIENCE - I don't need cute faces or whipped cream, I JUST NEED MY COFFEE NOW ! UNDERSTAND?

TAGS: coffee blz
Rating: 4.72/5

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mariand - November 16, 2011, 5:48 am

COFFEE - Drink coffee, you can sleep when your dead.

TAGS: coffee
Rating: 3.78/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:47 pm

COFFEE - You don't want to see him without his morning coffee


"CAFFEINE, ERGO SUM" - It takes at least three cups to bring out the "Cogito."

TAGS: descarte philosophy coffee erudite humor
Rating: 4.13/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 11:14 am
Merci, mon Derriere, il n'ya pas de quoi.
culos - March 24, 2011, 7:03 pm
erudite poster, mes hommages!

A COLD STETHOSCOPE - wakes you much better than a cup of coffee

COFFEE TIME ! - Please sit back and enjoy your coffee.

TAGS: coffee mug funny
Rating: 4.27/5

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Java -

TAGS: coffee tolerence meter mug warning
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 10, 2014, 5:00 pm
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:09 pm
Hmm... that's for a 5% waitress or waiter. Want the 20%, just get it on your own.


TAGS: coffee percolate h** drink fluid
Rating: 4.75/5

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Calvert - June 23, 2011, 1:42 pm
I like my coffee like I like my women: tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes on the back of a donkey.
Demo33 - June 18, 2011, 6:28 am
I like my coffee black just like my metal.x
MilDoc - June 16, 2011, 5:01 pm
Nice one, Steph! You're a Star(buck5)! I like my coffee like I like my women...dark and bitter!

Go fa coffee -

TAGS: coffee caffeine addiction attitude
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - June 5, 2013, 7:43 pm
Thanks guys. I avoided the bad words and everything, but I guess "sounds like" put it on the adult side. I guess I know for next time. Glad you guys like it.
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 9:00 am
Man, dog, you managed to pack a bunch of stuff into this one. 5 WOOFs, easy.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:37 pm
I think I'll email to an in-law that I know of "evil laugh."
Silverheart - June 4, 2013, 1:11 pm

Clever coloring of the EE in COFFEE. 5goodtothelas*drops

California Law -

TAGS: stupid california law coffee mcdonald s like a boss
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - July 30, 2013, 12:53 pm
Think that's bad? Just try saying "***** with a ******* rusty *****."
falloutghoul - July 30, 2013, 7:53 am
That's true. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:38 am
My wife and I laugh at each other. When we get bored of that, we make fun of passerby. When THAT gets boring, we laugh at our pets... I'm telling you, cats know when you're laughing at them :-/
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 3:20 pm
I swear it seems like only 43 years. Truly, both our demented senses of twisted humor have been a help. We used to point and laugh at others, now we point at each other, laughing our hind ends off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:11 pm
44 years? congrats.
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 8:41 am
I have a ritual; every day I get up. Trudge to the breakfast table. Smack lips. Scratch. Sit. Stare at, gulp down steaming h** coffee. Scream. My wife’s morning ritual is staring incredulously at her moronic husband of 44 years.
Renza - July 29, 2013, 7:44 am
Coffee is typically boiling when it is made, one should expect the possibility that the temperature of the liquid may still be around that point. Unless they're mentally deficient anyway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:38 am
Yes, but doesn't anything feel scalding when poured into the priv@tes? Just saying.
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:23 pm
Still stunned H@t was Censored... must be in that same California Law... I stand Corrected
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:20 pm
Wow... H@T is censored... **Sigh**
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:19 pm
5L's on the Poster.. My 2 cents.. Would you set a Water Heater in your Home so High that when a guest turns on the h** Water they receive 3rd degree burns? McD's should have had better sense than to set a Coffee Machine that high.. h** Yes, Scalding No...
Silverheart - July 28, 2013, 4:06 pm

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell you ice cream is cold. (I agree fully with you on this one!) 5(goodTOtheLAs*drop)Ls


TAGS: it s why i drink coffee
Rating: 4.22/5

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BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:28 pm
Then again, when you're drunk on your a**, any idea is a good idea!!!
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:26 pm
I should also thank Double D (or just Dee) for this Idea...
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:21 pm
Funny thing Phy....I don't have any kids, just 28 nieces and nephews
phydeaux - February 26, 2010, 6:20 pm
5L...but how did you know what goes on in my house?



TAGS: coffee cups
Rating: 3.68/5

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djinnyf - March 26, 2011, 8:48 am
Good one! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 25, 2011, 6:54 pm
You're just looking for the cheapest option.
rerun - January 25, 2011, 6:44 pm

I don't know....I still think they are plastic.....
Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 6:40 pm
With the proper lighting angle one CAN make the shadow of coffee cups look like...well, you can see it. You can tell from where the light is hitting the handle of the cup that the picture is legit.
rerun - January 25, 2011, 6:29 pm

gotta be fake
GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 10:38 am
Excellent pic and caption. 5 oh yeah babies!!

Get Up 'N Go -

TAGS: norning coffee pot going enemas
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:02 am
In other words mizzdizz...you enjoyed that morning coffee huh?
MissPriss - December 10, 2014, 12:00 am
Now ya done gone and made me feel doubly honoured! Referencing my work/words with the likes of Greeny and knowing that you're kacking yourself!
MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:58 pm
Sod, good to know it's on your screen and not in your pants my old friend! Thanks for the vote.
mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 4:00 pm
Once again, I am taking advantage of the portability of my laptop--- we won't discuss the results of laughing that hard, that suddenly as it would be highly inappropriate, even here! LOL!
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:46 am
I haven’t kacked like this since Greeny’s ‘female claim to childbirth pain’ 5L/fav
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:45 am
In other news; atomized coffee creates an unusual hand rubbed patina
GaryO - December 8, 2014, 8:44 am
This just in; h** beverages travel at a much faster rate of speed upon exiting the esophagus once mixed with a sudden rush of oxygen.
Oldsod - December 8, 2014, 7:18 am
...and now, I have coffee on my screen. 5L.

when your coffee attacks, -

TAGS: monday blackcat killer coffee
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 8:30 pm
LOL! True, true!
Silverheart - March 30, 2015, 6:07 pm

When your coffee is strong enough to fight back, then you KNOW it's just strong enough!


Caffeine -

TAGS: coffee is life
Rating: 4.27/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2013, 1:11 am
Lol, looks like a few people I know.



TAGS: coffee road life guinness
Rating: 4.37/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 4:03 am
Whatever work for ya man! C affine, Beer... 5 Liters!

Hush! -



TAGS: no sense of humor bikini coffee
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - July 8, 2010, 8:04 pm

The one in the middle is nice looking
guyfox - July 8, 2010, 6:56 pm
it's only because they're kind of ugly looking
Reality Lord - July 7, 2010, 8:29 am

yup...."envy is...."
forseti - July 7, 2010, 8:08 am
first word came to my mind: jealousy

Coffee -

TAGS: coffee coffee coffee gimme dat coffee and none of that frou frou crap
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 16, 2014, 7:49 pm
...and thi5 goes into the Classroom File...God bless whomever boiled that first bean...
MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:22 pm
I take mine with 2 cigarettes and just a drop of cream. Come on over...the pot's a brewing and the lighter is in my hand.
spacedog - November 16, 2014, 11:26 am
Amen to that Silver.
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:22 am
Cup of coffee and a cigarette . . . calms me right down! Better than a valium salt lick! Lol!
Greeny - November 16, 2014, 10:12 am
It's near the top of my wet & warm list
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:32 am
Sadly, the placebo effect only.


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L


TAGS: grumpy coffee humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 3, 2013, 8:16 pm

Thank you!
spacedog - June 3, 2013, 5:57 pm
Nice to see you back here lgvernon. Nice one.
lgvernon - June 3, 2013, 1:29 am

Thanks so much! I'm married to a morning person who makes great coffee. This is a running joke between us.
Silverheart - June 3, 2013, 1:10 am

Perfect. Just perfect. 5&favd


Sleeping late -

TAGS: coffee still recommended
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 25, 2013, 1:29 am
I’m likin’ thi5
BobbEdwards - August 24, 2013, 11:11 pm
True dat. 20 years ago I would've argued that sunsets are much more beautiful. Now...5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:36 pm
Very 5obering thought. Well put.

The Best Part Of Waking Up -

TAGS: coffee mold spores folgers yummy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2013, 12:21 pm
I only like tea, because my wife knows how to pick tea in the stores. Married nearly 7 years, and just when I think she's found all the delicious tea possible - I was wrong!
MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 10:06 am
That is 1 of the reasons I converted to tea"ism"...yum.

mommy! -

ingredients -

TAGS: starbucks coffee milkshakes reality check
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:21 pm
Thanks. It really goes to show that they don't know how to make coffee because the coffee that they DO sell tastes like fecal matter. All the sugar in the world couldn't make their coffee taste good. Even percolator coffee tastes better.
maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
I Agree.



TAGS: coffee cupholder packing ***e dashboard
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 6:58 pm
Great caption.
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
I see the beauty of the design...and it's brilliant! 5L to you sir!


TAGS: douche cries over spilled coffee
Rating: 3.92/5

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CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:44 pm
only time i drink coffee is duck and goose hunting
Chompers - March 31, 2010, 7:17 pm
The powers of the anti-douche are not to be questioned
Bob D. Sailor - March 31, 2010, 7:16 pm
I was wondering the same thing R.S.J.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 6:39 pm
I'm just wondering how you shatter a paper cup... 5!
Fatt Matt - March 31, 2010, 6:08 pm
I hate coffee, but at $13 a cup I'd be pissed too. +5 cafe-latte-cra**'-douches

Meltdown immenent -

TAGS: danger warning caffeine levels critical low coffee silverheart
Rating: 3.9/5

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maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 2:09 pm
I Got That One .


TAGS: cuban coffee strong stuff
Rating: 3.5/5

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Silverheart - October 30, 2012, 12:36 pm

Ditto, in AZ.
rerun - October 29, 2012, 8:49 pm

Man,I would kill to find authentic Cuban coffee in Dallas

BOLDLY GO... YEP.. NOW - No coffee, no flyee across Universee.

TAGS: coffee janeway star trek voyager
Rating: 3.33/5

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Ed-Hyde - May 4, 2010, 12:01 pm
Amen to that! No Coffee No Workee!

STARBUCKS QUOTES - sadly this is a real quote

TAGS: starbucks the way i see it coffee chip geller
Rating: 2.24/5

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Jalozyin - September 23, 2011, 7:22 pm
The guy was being sardonic. If you read on past the "hoax" part, you'll see that he's being completely sarcastic about the entire quote.
Haha. - January 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Sadly, I agree with that quote. I can't lie.
pewipo - October 19, 2008, 8:16 pm
look who said that chip giller a**hole the most environmentally rigous person in the world
Skylar - September 6, 2008, 2:19 pm
Sadly, not everybody understands the sarcasm in this quotation.

Two cups down..... -

TAGS: coffee
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 13, 2016, 4:29 am
Something flammable...the world? Watch it burn? chuckle, chuckle... LUV THIS! ^!
MissPriss - November 13, 2016, 3:30 am
Try my coffee. I make it strong enough to burn a whole right through ya lol Nice to see ya around.

Ruff night -

TAGS: dog yawn coffee age life
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013, 8:55 pm
Jeez, sounds like an enlarged prostate.
GaryO - May 3, 2013, 11:36 pm
Greeny - May 3, 2013, 9:39 pm
Yay from old guy5 section
rerun - May 3, 2013, 8:42 pm

Ya know, I thought to myself....I just saw this somewhere. Then I remembered I saw you had posted it on FB. 5L

STATIONS - A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

TAGS: coffee break time
Rating: 4.45/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 2:08 pm
spanko there is a rule here : you can't ste5l 2 days in a row :)


I HAVE A SOLUTION! - Why don't you just move the coffee maker?

ENGLISH - Something this guy desperately needs to learn.

TAGS: ozzy osbourne black coffee english
Rating: 2.75/5

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Derek - May 2, 2010, 10:04 pm
Mrmumble SHARON! Murgmubm I can't get muh shoes on! Muh feet are on backwards!

MUST.. - get...more...coffee...!!

QUICK QUESTION - Does Anyone Know If The Five Second Rule Also Applies To Liquids???

TAGS: food coffee rule
Rating: 5/5

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mommakaboom - August 26, 2013, 8:50 am
I agree with Spacedog...The dog hairs are rough...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 4:01 am
I agree with Cranky on thi5 one. Lol
spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:37 pm
Haha, nice one momma. @cranky: I think we've all been drunk enough to try this at least once. 5 dog hairs!
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:39 pm
If I spill milk in my kitchen, I call my dog, he's happy to clean it up for me. I also can't remember the last time I found where the cats puked before he found it.
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2012, 11:37 pm
Can you vote 5L on a comment?
crankyhead - October 4, 2012, 8:45 pm
Only if the liquid in question, had previously spent more than 16 years in an oak barrel. =)

I'll Never Learn -

TAGS: need h** coffee now
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - December 17, 2013, 10:20 pm
Just another of those things that gets worse with age. As a kid they felt like a headache, but last summer I thought I was having a stroke.
GaryO - December 16, 2013, 8:37 pm
Last august, after spending the day building a shed for a neighbor, someone put an iced coffee something in my hand. Downed it two gulps. My head exploded.
spacedog - December 16, 2013, 7:57 pm
Ha! I think He's also telling me I'm too old for slurpees.

Monday morning -

Simple Pleasures -

still waiting.... -

coffee -

TAGS: coffee ambition
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 9, 2013, 10:56 pm
I do like this'n

Addiction -


TAGS: work perks dissent grounds coffee
Rating: 4.9/5

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spacedog - September 13, 2012, 4:29 pm
By the way, nice avatar Miss P. Congrats on the title---> 70611
spacedog - September 13, 2012, 12:39 pm
I think free coffee is a way of life out there, even if it grinds on the rest of us. They have a distinct blend don't ya know. ;)
MissPriss - September 13, 2012, 10:13 am
Well what can you say...some students refuse to switch to decaf that they pay more for as compared to cup of the full bodied java they expect. Wow was that a hidden "political" view or what? Sometimes I scare myself teehee
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 9:33 am
That's Because Their a** Holes !!
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 9:33 am
That's Because Their a** Holes !!
spacedog - September 13, 2012, 9:30 am
Something is always brewing there. ;)
maoworks2 - September 13, 2012, 7:31 am
Montreal In The Summer !

Coffee and You -

TAGS: coffee fear of consumer humor
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - June 3, 2013, 5:27 pm

Such a horrified little cup. I couldn't resist.
maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 4:03 pm
Umm Cafe .

Starbucks Coffee -

TAGS: starbucks expensive coffee subliminal messages
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2013, 9:20 am
Yeah, me too. I turn right around, go across the street, never looking back, and head into THAT Starbucks.
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 4:04 am
Nice 5L Crotchety...no hidden message here!



TAGS: headlines day dont spill the coffee in the company car
Rating: 4.4/5

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GreyScorpion - March 30, 2010, 11:40 pm
60 Minutes passed on your dedemption story, Jerry Springer said he'd air it on Tuesday
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 9:11 pm
WFT, you say?
rerun - March 30, 2010, 9:10 pm

WFT? Where is the rest of the article? I know I redeemed myself
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
Amsome GS, simply Amsome!!!
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:22 pm
Wow! Excellent work GS, 5++.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 12:39 pm
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:32 pm
Pure Talent Grey. 5L!
R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 12:22 pm
Dangit Grey! I am going to get 'talked to' if I keep laughing at work!

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A PRIVATE GLIMPSE OF AIRMAN - Rare image of Airman's living room with designer coffee table.

TAGS: airplane coffee table
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Airman - March 26, 2012, 2:29 pm
nice one. You should see my new recliner.. goes perfectly with the tables. Thx
GaryO - March 24, 2012, 11:30 am
Nicely done, ug!
mariand - March 24, 2012, 10:41 am
look... there's Airman, after has been catched on motifake by his wife...hehehe

the only way -

TAGS: coffee real decaf caffeine addicts
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2015, 3:07 pm
Wait, is this my sister-in-law? Crap! My cover's blown! :-D
mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:14 pm
You got a DEATH WISH? I would KILL you!!!!! LOL!
Silverheart - May 19, 2013, 10:07 pm

Agreed. I can tell the difference at the first sip; decaf tastes like lies.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2013, 10:35 pm
It's a particular in-law for me - comes over, drinks coffee and talks more words than a speed typist can dictate... Glad you like like it :-)
rerun - May 18, 2013, 5:52 pm

since I am an addict.....this may cause the prankee an early, ugly death. nice poster

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Shotguns? Chainsaws? Just give them an espresso and a cig and they are perfectly safe

TAGS: zombie cig espresso coffee
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by motinet

mariand - September 28, 2012, 12:39 am
I guess, it's like breakfast on the run...
rerun - September 27, 2012, 8:38 pm

How can Mr.M have time to make a poster?

That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bones! -

TAGS: tired bunny rat purging the evil through coffee silverheart
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

spacedog - June 3, 2013, 5:46 pm
HA! That's how I feel in the morning, and probably how I look too. 5L

YOU ASKED - You were saying about bacon flavored coffee?

TAGS: bacon coffee torani syrup
Rating: 3.75/5

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Bull - August 31, 2012, 5:13 pm
Ah ha!!! Now all I have to do is convince my local coffee shop to keep some in stock!!! 5 cappuccino's!!!

OH LOOK - coffee I could use some

TAKE THE TEST? - When the button stops *moving* I might!!

IT IS TOO DAMN EARLY - Just give me copious amounts of coffee and nobody will get hurt

YOUR FIRST TIME - Remembered with sweetness, perhaps bitterness, too. You just know that from the first taste of it You wanted more!

TAGS: your first time love coffee bitter sweet
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Derek - February 23, 2010, 12:01 am
Ohhh yesssss

Some Things Just Go Together -

TAGS: guns coffee starbucks constitution
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - September 12, 2013, 4:31 am
I’m not into coffee so I had to look up Ethiopian Yirgacheffe. I didn’t realize Ethiopia was the largest coffee producer in Africa. I like to learn something every day, so I can go to bed now. And, thanks for the nice comment.
lgvernon - September 11, 2013, 11:17 pm

I like Ethiopian Yergicheffe, light roast. I am also the world's cheapest person. I buy coffee beans in bulk online. Yes, your age is showing. So is your common sense.
premiumgrade - September 11, 2013, 7:31 pm
You guys actually spend that kind of bread on coffee? I can buy a bag of Starbucks ground, on sale, for $7. Is that my old age showing?
premiumgrade - September 11, 2013, 7:19 pm
I will. Thanks for the kind words, RL.
GaryO - September 8, 2013, 10:54 pm
*calf....now THAT's a Freudian slip
GaryO - September 8, 2013, 10:52 pm
No, it means ya gotta hold ‘em up to afford the double half calf latte mocha…aaand, if I EVER pay $5 for ANY size, it better have some Irish sumpm in it
lgvernon - September 8, 2013, 9:57 pm

You mean if I'm packin' at Starbucks the coffee will actually taste like coffee??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2013, 7:27 pm
Well played Mods. I refuse to order by their system, I just say "f***ing huge" until someone listens. If I'm paying $5 for a coffee, I'll order it however I like.
Reality Lord - September 8, 2013, 7:23 pm

italian roast ...extra bold...large. i still have no idea what a frickin "vente" is in size. first submission...nice one dude...keep em comin.


TAGS: god coffee buzz engrish bored cat drink
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by GOD COFFEE

soo - May 27, 2009, 10:10 pm
can i get my GOD black?


TAGS: coffee morning relationship poster humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

MissPriss - February 17, 2016, 11:55 am
I gotta stay with the times. UTT is the new slang for queef?
MissPriss - February 17, 2016, 11:52 am
Mr. Gary you're just trying to b***er her UP. Try a little maple syrup...works much faster.
GaryO - February 17, 2016, 7:36 am
y'UP...sometimes it takes the whole waffle

Monday's prayer -

TAGS: coffee dont fail me now
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:16 am
LOL! The coffeepot malfunctioned and at 5' 6", Monday was kinda average for a Monday! Luv this Silvy! 5L!

Watch out y'all -

TAGS: coffee this is based on something ive said in real life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 2:19 pm
That's okay, Silver! I don't think we'd fit! LOL!
Silverheart - November 16, 2014, 11:48 am

nnnn-nndjghidsghig GET YOUR OWN! bwahahaha all mine all mine all mine oooh shiny!
mizzdizz - November 16, 2014, 10:19 am
Now THAT'S a cuppa joe! Mind if I join you?
Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:31 am
J-j-jitters 5L

perspective -

TAGS: coffee beer warm cold perspective
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by skeezixmcgurk

mizzdizz - January 1, 2017, 9:17 am
Good point! ^!